The original concept for this test was born out of a desperate attempt to roast a
friend into quitting alcohol.
Since my own personality tested as "SHIT" (The Cynic), I have decided to aggressively
attack everyone equally in these results. I apologize for nothing!! But honestly,
I'm gorgeous, so you'll forgive me eventually.
Given my limited time, I couldn't perfectly balance the psychological framework with
the sheer amount of shitposting required. Thus, some explanations are a bit vague or
overly dramatic. If you got offended, well, take a chill pill.
This is a passion project heavily layered with internet culture. Have fun, laugh at
your friends, and don't take it too seriously.